xhba:

third base is when he sees u cry for the first time

inuyiffsha:

*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit

swarnpert:

unsalted fries

feminismfuckyeah:

Timmy Turner’s dad was breaking gender roles before all y'all

jigglypuffsvevo:

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

senseitive:

me: im just worried i wont find someone that loves me for me. i dont want to settle u know?

uber driver: we’re here